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geekosystem 

The natural habitat of geeks. A very fragile environment, the disruption of even one small element could throw it out of balance permanently. That is why you must never pick on geeks.
Hey, let's go teach those geeks a lesson!

No, you don't want to mess with the geekosystem
geekosystem by Bob882 October 26, 2004

geekosterone 

What causes IT Geeks to tell incredibly exxagerated stories about their technical prowess. Effects usually occur when a group of three or more geeks gather, often in the presence of female company, whom they promptly start to ignore in effort to top eachother's epic tales of prowess.
At a party, geekosterone causes the chicks to leave when they hear:

"I rewrote the kernel for Vista, and it was stable and actually worked, but M$oft fired me and buried the code cuz they wanted to shackle the users.'

"That's nothing, I, well actually my cousin in one of those Swedish countries, helped Linus write his first assembly program."
geekosterone by gurutc January 4, 2008
Fans of the TV show Glee, which first aired in May 2009.
We're such Gleeks, we've seen every episode twice.
Gleeks by Gleeky December 23, 2009

gleemosexual 

a person obbsessed with glee and everything associated with it
omg shes such a gleemosexual!
gleemosexual by gilliannnnnnn September 25, 2010
The sometimes unintentional projectile discharge of saliva directly from the salivary glands.
Some Gentleman: "Goodness please say it; don't spray it!"
Another Gentleman "I apologize profusely! I've had some salty food and subsequently let several gleeks out!"
Gleeks by Alisson April 27, 2010

Geekosaurus 

A geek whose technical skills have become obsolete. A technological dinosaur.
Did you hear that stale implementation strategy Rich proposed at the meeting? He's become a real geekosaurus.
Geekosaurus by RSMAC October 30, 2008