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ginsu knife 

A gimmick made famous by late-night television ads in the 1970's that promised but wait, there's more!" The Ginsu Knife was able to cut through aluminum cans one minute, then slice a tomato wafer-thin the next.
Roommate #1: How are we going to get this Christmas Tree out of our apartment?
Roommate #2: Hand me the Ginsu Knife and I'll cut it up into little pieces.
Roommate #1: But wait, there's more: what about the trunk of the tree?
Roommate #2: Shit the Ginsu Knife works on the whole tree!
ginsu knife by Dub the Second April 16, 2014
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Ginsu Master 

Another name for D-loc of the kottonmouth kings and kingspade.
Man the ginsu master goes a little faster.
Ginsu Master by srh guy February 23, 2010

Ruptured Ginsberg

Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
Older English term for a drunk, à la 'wino' or 'rummy'.
"...the ginsoaks, stew bums, and shell-shocked veterans who lurk in the alleys and linger in the weedy wastes underneath the El tracks." —'Chicago, city on the Make' by Nelson Algren, 1951
ginsoak by ginsoak April 2, 2007
Gensus is a sarcastic term used to describe someone who is acting stupid. It comes come the the word genius but means the opposite.
Mrs Snuffleupugus: I’m isolating myself, covid is getting bad here.

Karam: Yea but step out a bit, just to keep your sanity.

Mrs Snuffleupugus: Excuse me, but I am saaanity.

Karam: Umm... do you mean sane? Gensus🙄
Gensus by Karamk01 May 12, 2021

dirty ginsberg

when you spunk on a guy's back and then writer your initials in the puddle of goo with the tip of your johnson
No I've never heard of anyone getting a dirty ginsberg but I imagine it is possible...
dirty ginsberg by Dr. Simulacra October 17, 2013