Getting stoned with two birds 

When you try to kill two birds with one stone but it doesn't work out

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

Getting stoned with two birds by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned 

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned by The Pimp March 5, 2004

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".

"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

getting two birds stoned at once by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

Getting stone

USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks

USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!

Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"

Getting stone by Infamous_TF May 22, 2018

Gettin Stoked 

Skater phrase.

Typically used by Skaters that know whats comin' at them.
If they expect a new shoe, dvd, deck to come out.

Guy #1: Gettin Stoked.

Guy #2: Why man?

Guy #1: New Eastside decks are coming soon.

Gettin Stoked by imurmother April 21, 2010