The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)
Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.
by coreyb March 23, 2005
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Gerk is geek + nerd. Nerd has a lot of meanings but its mainly when your really smart. And geek is usally when your into geeky things like Star Wars, video games, ect.
Wow! She/he gets straight A's and is a huge Star Wars fan, she/he is a gerk.
by GerkGirl88 December 1, 2013
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the mix between a dork and a geek
he looks like a gerke
by timmy dunn February 4, 2007
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the dude's a total jerk with a capital G

no need to be a jerk with a capital G, you Gerk
by PerfectPeridot June 2, 2021
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1. an abbreviation for the Gerkin Syndrome

2. unfortunately endowed

3. a minuscule penis
Damn! That boy's got The Gerk!
by Mode & Burl July 4, 2010
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him: she is a jerk!
her: only guys can be jerks!
him: fine, then she is a GERK!
by scubuh April 14, 2010
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Gerk-Somone beyond the mixture of a geek, nerd, and dork.

Mechanically Inclined.
Accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
Gerk would understand this joke, and what the workd UNIX means.

•A Unix joke.
"There was a party where all math functions were having a good time. But, standing alone by the corner, there was e^x and he was not having the same good time. Then ∂x and ∫ came to him, and asked him to integrate himself to the party: -C'mon dude, integrate with us. And e^x said: -It makes no sense, It would make no difference.

•if f(x)=e^x, ∫f(x)∂x then the result is f(x)=e^x.
by chuch305 February 25, 2011
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