Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?
Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy:
Well... Last night those
girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this
morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe