Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?
Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those
girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas
Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy,
crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe