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Garden salad 

Salad made of garden. Includes lettuce, tomato soup, kitchen, muck and horse cock.
The garden salad was grown, chopped and prepared by lily.
Garden salad by BDB64 July 18, 2021

Garden Salad 

When you eat shrooms, smoke a bowl of the devils lettuce, and then eat a spicy af pepper.
Last weekend the boys and I had a garden salad. I’ve never sweat so much in my life.
Garden Salad by OneBananagramPls October 18, 2021

garden salad 

something you may get a taste of while giving a wordrim job/word

undigested vegetables etc. that one ends up eating while giving a wordrim job/word
I was givin' this bitch a rim job and got a mouthful of garden salad
garden salad by m0loch October 1, 2003

Garden Salad 

The vegan act of a garden salad, involving a carrot and a piece of celery. With permission, the carrot is inserted into the ass whilst the celery is placed in the vagina. Depending on preference this can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, or simply used as storage.
I didn't wanna just tease the girl, so i gave her the tastiest garden salad she's ever had.
Garden Salad by kickflipinyoface October 15, 2010

ovarian garden salad 

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.
I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.
ovarian garden salad by Novartza November 7, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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