gaping vagina

A gaping vagina is usually a girl who's attention whoring so much that she's trying to suck everyone in her sphere of influence into fawning on her. Usually, she trades some sort of favors (likely sexual in nature) for something she wants from them, be it money, attention, affection or gifts.

Bob: "That chick Mariboo was playing different guys for money and presents."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."

gaping vagina by nymphetaminerx September 1, 2014

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giant gaping vagina

A slut that has a very large cooch.

Hey Juan last night while i was fucking your mom i almost fell into her large gaping vagina.

giant gaping vagina by Mc Klondike Bar March 29, 2004

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gaping throbbing vagina

when jack says valumptious too much his vagina stats to throb and gape

hey itsjackzar, you must have a GAPING THROBBING VAGINA I can smell that from a mile away

gaping throbbing vagina by jmag13 April 16, 2020

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Vaginal Star Gazing

The act of keeping a long dildo made of ice stuck up one's vagina all day until it is frostbitten. When it is frostbitten enough that it is black and tough, a male partner ejaculates all over it simulating a black night sky filled with stars.

Sophia and I went vaginal star gazing between her legs last night, dat gurl iz fucked up.

Vaginal Star Gazing by ophj December 10, 2014

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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