gaping vagina

A gaping vagina is usually a girl who's attention whoring so much that she's trying to suck everyone in her sphere of influence into fawning on her. Usually, she trades some sort of favors (likely sexual in nature) for something she wants from them, be it money, attention, affection or gifts.

Bob: "That chick Mariboo was playing different guys for money and presents."
John: "Yeah, she's a gaping vagina."

gaping vagina by nymphetaminerx September 1, 2014

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giant gaping vagina

A slut that has a very large cooch.

Hey Juan last night while i was fucking your mom i almost fell into her large gaping vagina.

giant gaping vagina by Mc Klondike Bar March 29, 2004

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gaping throbbing vagina

when jack says valumptious too much his vagina stats to throb and gape

hey itsjackzar, you must have a GAPING THROBBING VAGINA I can smell that from a mile away

gaping throbbing vagina by jmag13 April 16, 2020

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Vaginal Star Gazing

The act of keeping a long dildo made of ice stuck up one's vagina all day until it is frostbitten. When it is frostbitten enough that it is black and tough, a male partner ejaculates all over it simulating a black night sky filled with stars.

Sophia and I went vaginal star gazing between her legs last night, dat gurl iz fucked up.

Vaginal Star Gazing by ophj December 10, 2014

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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