Gallos

A dude who is obsessed with big weapons and specifically bouncing on them

Bro you are literally Gallos, you bounce on weapons all day and never do any work

Gallos by CHICABOOM May 28, 2025

Gallos

A guy obsessed with saying "wow sir, you got a big weapon, thank you sir" and doing TUKU TUKU TUKU TU! CHICABOOM! GLAW GLAW GLAW GLAW!
He is a menace and a major stock holder in dildory business.

You are literally Gallos, you always bounce on big weapons and are obsessed with cocks

Gallos by CHICABOOM May 28, 2025

Case of the Gallos 

When you out to even make Joey Gallo blush.

"This year's Yankees have a serious case of the Gallos in the playoffs."

Case of the Gallos by Rat Tad69 October 22, 2022

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

gallows humor 

Sense of humor that arises from stressful, traumatic or life-threatening situations where death seems to be an inevitability. Different from black humor in that comments of this sort are made by the person/persons affected (i.e. about to die).

Emissary: We will block out the sun with our arrows.
Spartan (gallows humor here): Then we will fight in the shade.

gallows humor by bobblehead bob March 11, 2007

Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

Gallon Gluttony by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013

gallon booty 

a booty that is enourmous. an ass that look like it got gallons of something. the biggest ass ever.

damn, you see that redbone; shawty gotta gallon booty!

gallon booty by samantha_cheree May 9, 2009