G.T.L 

A abbreviation for Gym, Tan, and Laundry. It comes from the show "Jersey Shore" on MTV. In order to apparently stay in proper "Guido" form, these actions must be practiced daily.

Mike: You need to G.T.L daily to keep up with the Jersey standards.
Pauly: OH YEAH!

G.T.L by JustCallMeBEAUTIFUL July 2, 2011

g.t.l. 

gym, tan, laundry
popularized by the gruesome overly-tan cast member of the bewildering italian series, jersey shore.

The situation: uhh yea we gunna g.t.l. before we go creepin

g.t.l. by guidette2109 September 18, 2010

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. by anonymous September 20, 2021

G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M 

Get The Ever Loving Fuck Away From Me!

Used to not so kindly ask a person for space or to leave.

John for all that is good on this earth. Please G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M!

G.T.E.L.F.A.F.M by Paladin_Avalon August 22, 2024

g.n.t.a.t.l.n 

Good night to all the loyal niggas

Gurlll g.n.t.a.t.l.n atp becauseee

g.n.t.a.t.l.n by g.n.t.a.t.l.n’s December 27, 2022

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N

great. thing. that. can. flourish.into. something. that.we. don’t. know.yet. so. there’s. no. label. for. now.

when girls don’t know how to label something

Becky: “OMG Sarah I’m so into this guy but I don’t know what to do yet.”

Sarah : “ Are you saying that you’re, G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N?”
Becky: “omg Sarah, you’re so right that’s so brazy”

G.T.T.C.F.I.S.T.W.D.K.Y.S.T.N.L.N by The Dynamic Duo May 30, 2019

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b 

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020