Funny Eyes

The effects of illicit drug use. A glazed look, often accompanied by tears and redness. The afflicted can often appear unsteady and suspiciously happy.

I'm not going to insert city/town/street, there's funny eyes.

by Chappers82 January 29, 2019

Funny Eyes

An old timer saying... especially in the south, meaning a person with cute eyes. Such as blue, hazel, green. Any color besides the normal brown and black eyes.

That guy with the funny eyes has been trying to holla at me all night!

by Cocoa Raine July 17, 2024

Fanny Eyes

When your driving in the dark and every other fucker's headlights are really bright, so you assume they've got their high beams on. Your squinting like a bit of a fanny, so you flash them to switch their high beams off, but they didn't have their high beams on, and then they flash you back with their high beams and you squint like an absolute fanny and nearly crash your car......Fanny Eyes.

I hate driving in the dark with these fucking fanny eyes.

by Herman Pootang December 6, 2018