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1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.
1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.
by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009
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(1)When one makes seriously intense love to another person, enough so that the one on the receiving end of the love-making can't walk straight.

(2)Drinking way too much to the point where one can't walk straight.
by Kenny D. December 05, 2004
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When someone in the middle is being fucked by two others from the sides, both orally and analy/vaginaly.
The sexy redhead was being fucked sideways by a big dick in her mouth and a lesbian with a dildo up here vagina.
by The.Kev February 06, 2014
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