fuck truck

Older model van with no seats in the rear, just a bunch of shag carpet, lots of pillows and maybe a mattress, all for the fucking.

Everytime I hear Sammy Johns song "Chevy Van" it makes me miss my fuck truck and wish I hadn't sold it years ago.

by -Connie August 1, 2003

fuck truck

The van or vehicle in which any pornographic website picks up chicks off the streets to do them an catch it on tape for the viewers.

Joe: "Dude did you see the last update of www.collegefucktour.com?"
Dan: "No, why?"
Joe: "They got a real sweety in the fuck truck this time!"
Dan: "Put your dick back in your pants when you talk to me!!! Sick s.o.b!"

by Punkhead May 30, 2005

fuck truck

Another name for a group of lesbians having a "circle" party while in a van.

" I saw the football team's cheerleaders haveing a fuck truck in the parking lot!"

by Punkhead May 30, 2005

fuck truck

dumbass

Mom: I just meant you should have a shower after soccer practice... I didn't mean you smelled like shit literally!
Daughter: Ya mom I know what ya meant ya fuck truck!

by fictitiousman July 7, 2015

fuck truck

A van or bus usually used by frat guys to visit other colleges and try to pick up girls to bring to their party.

Sigma Nu tried to get a fuck truck for their party tonight, but they only brought back 3 girls, all and all of the were beat as fuck.

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

fuck truck

slang term for a van

a van is a fuck truck

by wong December 8, 2003

fuck truck

A 4WD or utillity, usually driven by Fucks.

Person 1: "There goes another fuck truck"
Person 2: "Yes, it must be a Fuck driving it".

by John Singh April 1, 2008