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Older model van with no seats in the rear, just a bunch of shag carpet, lots of pillows and maybe a mattress, all for the fucking.
Everytime I hear Sammy Johns song "Chevy Van" it makes me miss my fuck truck and wish I hadn't sold it years ago.
by -Connie August 01, 2003
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The van or vehicle in which any pornographic website picks up chicks off the streets to do them an catch it on tape for the viewers.
Joe: "Dude did you see the last update of www.collegefucktour.com?"
Dan: "No, why?"
Joe: "They got a real sweety in the fuck truck this time!"
Dan: "Put your dick back in your pants when you talk to me!!! Sick s.o.b!"
by Punkhead May 25, 2005
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The bus that travels between Harvard University, departing Harvard Square, and Wellesley College. Especially popular on weekend evenings.
Babe, I missed the last fucking fucktruck, I guess we'll have to get down in your room tonight?
by Good Will Hunting November 11, 2011
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A van, or mini-van, preferably with a bed in it, and no side windows, a motel room on wheels. A place to take a person you just met in a bar to have some privacy, either for sex or a dope deal.
I call my van a fucktruck, because it's like having a motel room with me whereever I go.
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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Mom: I just meant you should have a shower after soccer practice... I didn't mean you smelled like shit literally!
Daughter: Ya mom I know what ya meant ya fuck truck!
by fictitiousman July 07, 2015
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someone who disperses the qualities of being an amazingly annoying piece of shit
friend: "Hey, did you get the geometry homework from yesterday?"
you: 'no you fucktruck stop bothering me for the shit you're too lazy to do yourself"
friend: lmao tru
you: ded lol
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by riplucifer June 09, 2016
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yo look there's jack in his fuck-truck

look he just picked up Samantha in his fuck-truck

i wonder what he's got stashed in the glove box?
by therealqueenofmemes March 31, 2017
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