fuck tard

Someone you cannot fucking believe is not retarded.

by ExcuseMySarcasm October 2, 2003

fuck tard

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept while also being irritatingly offensive.

Give me back my banana you goddam fucktard!

by Jeffrey April 11, 2003

fuck tard

Abbreviation for someone who is a fucking retard.

That boy who tried to crawl in the backdoor of that camel sure is a fucktard.

by sheebus April 18, 2005

fuck tard

a retarded waste of sperm, humanity and air. a simp. a useless douche of the highest degree.

jon is a nimble minded fuck tard

by urajagoff June 9, 2007

fuck tard

see also fuck head, or retard. combine the two...and there you go.

dastardly: "what's up Ivan?"
ivan: "not a lot, fucktard"

by wolf of bergen January 1, 2004

fuck tard

Someone who believes String Theory proves that Neutrons actually have a charge.

Also someone who believes that his or her parents being a scientist who studies rocks gives him or her the ability to be always right.

"Uhh....according to String Theory, everything is mass, so technically, neutrons do have a charge"

"...Unless they're neutral....fuck tard"

In combination: "According to String Theory, my dad's a geologist!"

"Wow, look at that fucktard go on and on, I actually hope he goes to the death with his words.."

by Evan Piper September 18, 2007

fuck tard

Black hole of respect, concern, balls, couth, tact, intelligence, diplomacy, conscience, due dilligence; at a more rudimentary level a walking-talking-human-bowl-of-shit

See lorin, or any of his other synonyms

by MoreSubbordinateThatYou March 8, 2005