Fuck ready

Properly prepared for sexual intimacy-Washed, Shaved, Fresh breath, Clean underwear, nails clipped, waxed ext

My New Years resolution is to spend more time being fuck ready.
That bitch showed up fuck ready!

by Tktktk333 October 27, 2019

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by Fruitfly April 13, 2014

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

lol

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 29, 2022

Fuckready

"Fuckready" adjective:
1. prepared to have sexual intercourse, (see also "horny")
2. to describe an attractive, physically desirable person with whom sexual intercourse seems imminent.

"I've had 2 pitchers of PBR and am feelin' so fuckready!"

"That Hilary Duff is fuckready!"

by Kara December 29, 2004