a corny person who doesnt know a clue on what they are talking about.
thats not funny, kid ur such a fruit!
by tOxiiclOvee23 May 15, 2009
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an idiot, a dip. usually used among friends, but sometimes to describe a really out-there person you know
"george, you are such a fruit."
"dawson can't come- his mom's a fucking fruit, she had a nervy b this morning and wouldn't let him."
by lauren August 31, 2003
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Someone who is doing something homosexual, idiotic, or flatout annoying.
Carlos: Wow, Brett just said "nice hair" to John.

Ruchir: wow, what a FRUIT!
by ruchirswag January 04, 2011
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