someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game
person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
by yourgirloursongmyluv July 5, 2011
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Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
by hellokoala November 6, 2009
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A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.
Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'
by Noel lodge February 25, 2014
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Gypsy sucking fruitcake definition 1;

Old lady whom goes around stealing, lying, and telling false fortunes. (noun)

Definition 2;
JamesCG- this term is used to describe a rather irritable and insane individual.
by Riley Bringham August 9, 2012
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When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 16, 2010
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