front junk 

the percussion contraption worn on the front of the body by blue grass or classic jazz washboard players, esp when the washboard is adorned in haphazard way with wood blocks, scrap metal, bells, etc.

I think Lem's brought his front junk, if you guys need some rhythm for your set tonight.

front junk by Erwin G December 13, 2010

front junk 

A male's bulge outline, visibly emphasised when wearing unneccesarily tight trackpants; usually frowned upon by society as a whole.

Bree: Hey Kaylee, did you see that guys front junk?

Kaylee: Yeah, his trackies are too tight.

Bystander: Are you talking about that guys front junk? He should invest in a baggier track pant, or at least choose a darker colour.

front junk by cannas™ November 3, 2008

Junk Up Front

A special "package" worth sharing, an endowed frontal view

“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.

Junk Up Front by Okto December 7, 2011

Junk in the front trunk

a massive cooch bulging out of a chick's spandex and or sweat suit

"look at that dudes package"

"Thats not a dude, its a chick with massive junk in the front trunk"

Junk in the front trunk by Scum Pigeon March 7, 2009

Font Junkie 

A person who is addicted to going to the Font Bar..
Font Junkies usually need to have they're 'fix' weekly and can usually be seen a Friday night.. Altho they are sometimes seen on other evenings..
Font Junkies, can become paranoid, angered, sexually frustrated and even violent if they can not receive they're fix..

Alex is such a Font Junkie that all his money is gone; from buying Vodka-Cokes at the Font...

Font Junkie by Charlie X July 16, 2008