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Fresh Sans

Fresh Sans, (also known as "Fresh", "Sanzy"/"Sansy"), originated as a simple shitpost, soon turning into an AU Sans. This eventually changed, however, more being added to his character over time.

Many people find him annoying, whether it's for his "kool lingo", his bright clothes, or how he comes off in general.

He is very commonly misinterpretation as the "fanon" version of the character, obsessed over PaperJam, very light outdated lingo, a simple Sans character, nothing out of the ordinary.

This is a complete lie, however, and tells absolutely nothing of his true character. Fresh Sans, in actuality, is a tentacle-like parasite monster, using a random Sans as a host and possessing him, draining his soul's magic and life to stay alive.
Fresh Sans feels no emotion, (aside from fear and occasional anger, depending on the situation), and as a result does not gain attachments to people. He does not love, he does not care for others (on occasion he will pretend, however, if it benefits him), and he does not go out of his way to help or protect others.
Fresh Sans, laughing loudly, finger gunned at Grillbly, who stood behind the bar, silently watching the skeleon he previously called his friend, get to his feet. "Aha, u got it homie. I'll be all up addin dat to the tab, yeah? Dat's what he does right aha."
Fresh Sans by Cup. September 24, 2017
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This is the most annoying Sans ever. He is parasite that can't "feel emotions" but is some how in love with a skeleton named "PJ" or "PaperJam"
The over excited skeleton rushed to the other neon skeleton. "MR.FRESH!" the other skeleton yelled while Fresh patted thier scull. -The One and Only Fresh Sans

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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