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Fresh Sans

Fresh Sans, (also known as "Fresh", "Sanzy"/"Sansy"), originated as a simple shitpost, soon turning into an AU Sans. This eventually changed, however, more being added to his character over time.

Many people find him annoying, whether it's for his "kool lingo", his bright clothes, or how he comes off in general.

He is very commonly misinterpretation as the "fanon" version of the character, obsessed over PaperJam, very light outdated lingo, a simple Sans character, nothing out of the ordinary.

This is a complete lie, however, and tells absolutely nothing of his true character. Fresh Sans, in actuality, is a tentacle-like parasite monster, using a random Sans as a host and possessing him, draining his soul's magic and life to stay alive.
Fresh Sans feels no emotion, (aside from fear and occasional anger, depending on the situation), and as a result does not gain attachments to people. He does not love, he does not care for others (on occasion he will pretend, however, if it benefits him), and he does not go out of his way to help or protect others.
Fresh Sans, laughing loudly, finger gunned at Grillbly, who stood behind the bar, silently watching the skeleon he previously called his friend, get to his feet. "Aha, u got it homie. I'll be all up addin dat to the tab, yeah? Dat's what he does right aha."
Fresh Sans by Cup. September 24, 2017
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This is the most annoying Sans ever. He is parasite that can't "feel emotions" but is some how in love with a skeleton named "PJ" or "PaperJam"
The over excited skeleton rushed to the other neon skeleton. "MR.FRESH!" the other skeleton yelled while Fresh patted thier scull. -The One and Only Fresh Sans

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026