frenchle

Paul Cleland, in his Ninja Turtles Shirt

"Paul was sitting around in his basement, being a gay frenchle"

by Pissbucket September 15, 2003

The frothy frenchmen

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and his sperm resembles that of a mustache. He then proceeds to put a beret on the woman and commands her to make him a sandwhich.

Yo dude, I heard you gave Alice the frothy frenchmen after the chorus recital in the second pew!

by spencer hills August 30, 2009

reverse frenchmen

A rare and inexplicable sex act involving cheese, snails, and a stale baguette. The sub in the relationship is required to wear the beret.

Sarah begged her dom to give her a sound spanking instead of making her perform the reverse frenchmen. She hated wearing that damn beret.

by Existential Beret April 20, 2017

frenched

frenched is one of the most common forms of kissing between people making out, which you involves putting your tongue or vis versa, in the mouth of the other person. This can go either very well or very bad. Make sure that what ever you consume beforehand is something your partner actually is ok with, and to get even more passionate, something that they love tasting.

Once and a while, a couple will enter a form of mortal combat with their tongues, and the loser typically drops down and sucks. (Or in rare cases, turns out the partner is a serial killer and the loser is game overed like a peasant.)

regardless, you either know this term or you don't, and if you didn't know this term before reading this, you probably will never experience this, or are a 12-16 year old and just had it happen (lucky you). If your past that age group, you will surely either die a virgin or have a super conservative partner. If you had this happen before 12, call 911 and tell the operator what happened, you have been sexual assulted by a priest or uncle, most likely above 18.

Me: OMG I frenched brittany.
Friend: Dude! Did you know Brittany is a trap?
Me: Well guess thats an added bonus ;)
Friend: *Walks away forever*

by Loner_Stars October 6, 2019

Frenchie

To a lotta american rednecks, frenchies are often seen as wimps and pussies. The funny thing though is that none of those rednecks know the first thing about France except for what they've seen on american TV, where the french are generally pictured as gayish, over sophisticated frog eaters.
In reality, frenchies are rather macho, cocky and rude, yet they bathe regularly and their women do shave their armpits and all the rest (in my experience).

They are heavy weed smokers (n°1 in Europe) and road killers (also n°1 on alcohol-related crashes in Europe)

Also, despite common belief, they don't hate the US (lots of em are yankee wanabees), they gave up wearing "kepi" since 1930 or so, and eating frogs or snails isn't "cool" to them.
From what i've seen they ain't especially lightweight and they won't take shit from anywone without responding.

At last, they are rather warm toward foreigners and they won't mind treating you to a bottle of good wine or a big friendly buzz if you come over.

Overall frenchies are cool and yet misunderstood

Redneck : I saw that movie the other day, with that frenchie, dude he was such a faggot, i so hate those puffs!

Me : Fuck off you fuckin muppet.

by willXL June 27, 2007

frenchie

lean mean sexy machine with a tan. hottest guy alive

shit i want frenchie

by ugh January 9, 2004

Frenchie

Some people may think the french are poontangs, but those people are general booze-babies and or crackbabies. In reality the french are sexy suave and chill. They do bathe regualarly and despite common belief french women do shave their armpits. In fact in my experience, french chicas are way more banging than fat Mcdonalds loving American girls. french inteligence has often been misidentified as cowardice. Redknecks and hardcore Americans alike, in general do not like the french. This is because they are jelous of the French culture, high literacy rate, sexiness, cool sunglass, superior sense style,sense of national identity, and above all superior nation. The french know how to drink and can hold their liquor; at a party an American often winds up on the floor in a pool of vomit, or humping a passed out fat chika wereing a tiedye t-shirt. A frenchie on the other hand will wind up semi-drunk with "beaucoups belles nouvelles petites amies." Also, contrary to common belief, the french are not communists.

I am a frenchy, and can therefore read. Also, while you can taste the difference between a Coors Light and a Bud light, i can tell the difference between a Burgundy and a Merlot. you where plastic oakley's, I where turtle shell Persol sunglasses.

by T.O. February 18, 2005