french turtle

offensive term, insult
to be easily annoyed or upset by minor comments made by people who only wish to compliment you.
"I really like James but he's sort of a french turtle. I was speaking to him about his car and he got really depressed."
by sexinavest November 12, 2006
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French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.
Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.
by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009
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