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freezing the monkey 

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

Freezing the monkey 

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

freezing the monkey 

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

Freezing the Monkey 

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"
My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004