freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

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freezing the monkey

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

freezing the monkey by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

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Freezing the monkey

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

Freezing the monkey by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

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freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

freezing the monkey by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

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Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

Freezing the Monkey by Gay porm May 14, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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