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freezing the monkey 

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the act of having sex with a snowman
"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"
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Freezing the monkey 

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Having sex with a snowman.
Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
Freezing the monkey by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019
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freezing the monkey 

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when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey
MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later
freezing the monkey by MrDickleson August 11, 2019
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Freezing the Monkey 

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A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"
My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.
Freezing the Monkey by Gay porm May 14, 2023
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You the birthday

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026
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church hurt 

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church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
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