freezing the monkey
freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019
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freezing the monkey
freezing the monkey by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019
Freezing the monkey
Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...
Freezing the monkey by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019
freezing the monkey
freezing the monkey by MrDickleson August 11, 2019
Freezing the Monkey
A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"
Freezing the Monkey by Gay porm May 14, 2023
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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