freezing the monkey 

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

freezing the monkey by Zainium August 10, 2019

freezing the monkey 

the act of having sex with a snowman

"holy shit! i just walked outside and saw john freezing the monkey"

freezing the monkey by steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve August 10, 2019

Freezing the monkey 

Having sex with a snowman.

Friend: So what did you do after getting drunk last night?
Me/you: Dude I ended up Freezing the monkey!
Friend: ummmm oooookkkk...

Freezing the monkey by SLURP/MOIST August 10, 2019

freezing the monkey 

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

freezing the monkey by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

Freezing the Monkey 

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

Freezing the Monkey by Gay porm May 14, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019