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fred's nest 

"Me & my girlfriend wer about 2 get it on last night and she pulled her pants down and she had some mad fred's nest!"
fred's nest by hermy&tranny September 20, 2009

Fred's Uncle 

in other words, Fuck You.
usually people says..FU instaed of using full sentence.
Jonathan : Our office is really quiet. what is wrong?
Maybe Kimberly is on vacation?

Wendy: FU from Kimberly~~!!

Jonathan: What does it mean 'FU' ?
Does it means 'Fuck You'?
HR~!!!!

Wendy: Don't be serious man~~~it means 'Fred's Uncle'
I have no idea... what are you talking about?
Fred's Uncle by Homerun Lee September 28, 2006

Fred Weasley's Wife 

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡
"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"

Fred Flinstone's Memory Match arcade game 

Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced by Coastal Amusements in 1994.

Coastal Amusements released 68 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1987.

Other machines made by Coastal Amusements during the time period Fred Flintstone's Memory Match was produced include Fred Flinstones Memory Match, Pop-A-Slot, Toy King claw machine, Slam Dunk, Sea Wolf, Powaire Jr. Air Hockey Table, Water High Rise, Roosta Shoota, Bug Blitz, and Big Wheel.
Bob: I want to play the Fred Flinstone's Memory Match arcade game.

Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops 

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”

fred shitstain

A birth mark on the forhead.
Hey! That kid has a Fred Shitstain!
fred shitstain by OniFTW February 3, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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