Someone who, instead of finishing their project, writes lots of quasi-interesting messages on forums disguised as a slightly feminine cultural politician.
Some guy: How about these anal beads?

forum troll: Well I want some for Christmas!!!
by TrollTrond December 07, 2006
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An obnoxious user or member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive, or annoying posts and messages. Often these users are labeled as spammers and will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum.
1.
User: I think his policies are corrupt and the only reason he remains in office is because of his financial bribes and support requests to other branches of the government. What about you guys?

Forum Troll: I think if you actually had a life, you would turn off your monintor, walk away, and never return to this website again. Of course, it doesn't seem like either will ever happen.

2.
User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done.

Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog*

3.
User: i feel so down today!!!! nothing is workin right for me. my boyfriend dumped me, it's pouring down rain outside, i feel depressed, i have four tests tomorow, i'm a wreck!!!!!! sombody give me sympathy...

Troll: TLDR

OR

Troll: Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you kill yourself? Then you dont have to be sad, and I dont have to listen to your useless crap! Everybody wins.
by Palmwind July 10, 2008
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One who intentionally posts on an internet forum to gain attention rather than contribute actual content. Some trolls may appear to contribute and may actually have meaningful posts, but the posts will be made in such a way that content is overlooked by design.

Common tactics include using an inflammatory or controversial avatar, unusual or different font, purposefully aggravating signatures. Trolls generally are not successful irl and rely on the attention received on forums to support their delicate self images.
OP : Do you think God loves us?

Forum troll post : Absolutely, I feel the love of God everyday.

SIG of Forum Troll : God likes fat chicks and smoking pole.
by Kleine Helmer August 12, 2010
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A person who spends all his time on forums, and generally has no life and lives in his parent's basement.
That guy is a Forum Troll, no doubt.
by Bdude October 11, 2005
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An obnoxious user or member on a forum that goes out of their way to make pointless, offensive, or annoying posts and messages. Often these users are labeled as spammers and will post random off-topic junk in many sections of a forum.
1.
User: I think his policies are corrupt and the only reason he remains in office is because of his financial bribes and support requests to other branches of the government. What about you guys?

Forum Troll: I think if you actually had a life, you would turn off your monintor, walk away, and never return to this website again. Of course, it doesn't seem like either will ever happen.

2.
User: I'm going to add a new section to the forum today, so everyone please be patient as I finish this up, and please don't go to the new forum until it's done.

Troll: *goes to new forum* *posts forty new identical topics about his dog*

3.
User: i feel so down today!!!! nothing is workin right for me. my boyfriend dumped me, it's pouring down rain outside, i feel depressed, i have four tests tomorow, i'm a wreck!!!!!! sombody give me sympathy...

Troll: TLDR too long, didn't read

OR

Troll: Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you kill yourself? Then you dont have to be sad, and I dont have to listen to your useless crap! Everybody wins.
by inthemood2jazz July 10, 2008
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1. A commenter that has nothing more to add to any forum other than claiming a vid or clip is fake, despite overwhelming opposing evidence/proof. Also known as an FFT.

2. A commenter that claims any well known fraudulent clips/vids are fake, and by stating the obvious, believe they are somehow superior over other commenters that may not have realized this yet. Also known as an FFT.
1. *(clip from Hurricane Katrina)*

Forum Fake-Troll: FAKE...
2. *(clip from BME Pain Olympics)*

Forum Fake Troll: FAKE...
by 2jetskis September 02, 2010
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