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Forest fires 

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.
Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years.
Forest fires by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
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Forest fires 

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.
Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas).
Forest fires by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Forest fires 

Fires don't just come from lightning, so the same is true of forest fires. They're as likely to come from industrial sources, or from humans, just like city fires.
Fire is as likely to come from arson as it is anywhere else, and it's a little suspect when someone tries to get somebody else to quickly rule out arson as even a possibility rather than as absolute, the way some writers write stories in the news about how the fire is thought to or does absolutely come from lightning, without offering any other realistic possibilities. Does telling people a fire came from lightning rather than arson or another source really make them feel safer when they can end up just as dead from a fire that started from lightning? Theres no good reason people shouldn't question or speculate about where forest fires came from, especially when it's all over the west coast, which is unusual most years (even for fire prone areas). Its as possible that someone that doesn't hold trees sacred or thinks of them as matchsticks would have an interest in burning them as it is that an industrial accident, electrical accident, or lightning caused the fires.
Forest fires by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Amazon Forest Fires 

Noun: The sensation of burning in the throat after smoking ganja.
omg I just smoked the biggest bowl, I have the Amazon Forest Fires
Amazon Forest Fires by ganjagrace February 23, 2021

peruvian forest fire 

Act of banging a girl with a big bush and right before you cum you light her pubes on fire and put it out with your cum.
Damn dude her vagina got burnt after I gave her a Peruvian forest fire.

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire 

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny
Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

Serbian Forest Fire 

When you fluff your untrimmed pubic hair and then light them on fire in someone's honor.
Only to be performed on special occasions.

Can be done as a prank having the person being "honored" think they are going to blow out birthday candles;
opening their eyes to a fully lit Serbian Forest Fire.
Ben had been such a good friend to us all, Nik decided to honor him with a Serbian Forest Fire on his birthday.

Like a fireman, Ben blew out the whole thing in one breath.

Great luck for all! Let us dance!