Forest dick

A tree huger that tends to make it more then hugging by putting his dick in the tree and you get splinters

My Forest dick hurts from all those splinters

by Big dick madden April 15, 2020

dick forest

Same thing as a sausage fest.

Sausage fest = dick forest

by Chebis Silons June 11, 2006

Dick Forest

A forest full of dick's. Also known as a gay wonderland.

Martin: Hey there's a forest... and its full of dick's!
Richard: So it's a dick forest?

by iGeordie January 24, 2013

mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

Forest of Dicks

A large gathering of tea-party people. A smaller gathering is merely a grove of dicks.

Guy 1: Damn, I tried to watch TV without vomiting, but there was a "Forest of Dicks" on Fox news who kept claim Obama wasn't an American.

Guy 2: It wasn't a forest, it was merely a Grove of Dicks, they just kept showing shots of the same people over and over.

by Redbeardedmofo August 6, 2011

Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire

Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.

Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?

by Snead Mcruther January 20, 2008