She undressed like a stripper in front of me I couldn't stop these words
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
“Come here baby Let me fuck that tight pussy”
She responded almost instantly saying
“Lick it up daddy”
by * Kinky daddy* August 17, 2021
by xXAIDS/DEEZNUTS\PEANUTBUTTERXX April 20, 2018
Hey im a black male from the UK if u upvote this u automatically get an n-word pass also my dick is 3.2 inches if any thotties wanna hmu
by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019
when you are really bored that you click on one of the tips in gboard and look it up in urban dictionary
Guy: hmm, what's this? "Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here." I, for no reason what so ever, am going to look this up in urban dictionary
by 🍠 June 11, 2021
To make a really really big poop that smells. Generally has a guys name but girls names can be used. Can be used as many phrases such as "Make a Karl" or "Make a Ronnie"
Phil: DUDE I NEED TO MAKE A (Insert name of hated or filthy person here)!
Mike: You mean that really fat and annoying one in Math class?
Phil: Yeah thats the one.
Mike: You mean that really fat and annoying one in Math class?
Phil: Yeah thats the one.
by Ronnie the Raider November 22, 2006
when a kid, a teenager or a young adult wears old ass chancletas.
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
(or wearing your grandpa's or grandma's shoes)
me: *looks down to see what your wearing*
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
you: what?
me: why are you wearing that?
you: uhm.. because I was fishing...?
me: JUST GET YO OLD LADY CHANCLETAS OUTA HERE OH MY GOD THEY'RE SO OLD!!
you: uh...
me: look my chancletas are better than yours!
by the boring one August 7, 2019