Skip to main content
(adj) - Drunk, esp. to the point where one can no longer be embarrassed. Derived from the combination of "fucking" and "ooshed"
Alex: Did you puke on that guy at the bar last night?
Judy: Who cares? I was fooshed.
fooshed by beekthafreek October 7, 2013
Urban Dictionary Merch

Get Foosed 

Get Foosed by Syscon May 24, 2017
Related Words
When someone with a group of friends(typically online) says, "hey I'll be right back." But doesn't return. Later returning as if never leaving at all.
The term is used because the role played in said game(s) is crucial.
"Yo he just foshed us hard."
You totally foshed me last night dude
Dude we need Mikie to get anything done tonight, I hope he doesn't pull a fosh and go to 7/11
foshed by Getfoshed May 22, 2016
To be sued by a criminal that you injure while being robbed/assaulted.
Did you hear about that woman who shot the rapist who broke into her home? She's getting Froshed by the perp's lawyers for $3 million!
Froshed by ForceAgainstEvil March 30, 2009
Having sex with James Foos
Oh my god you got Foosed last night!
Foosed by Ihavesexalot March 7, 2022
An offensive move in foosball. When a defender is trying to clear the ball, your offensive 3-man rod deflects the ball back into the victim's own net. A.K.A. "Jedi-ed" because of the psychic skill it takes.

Foosing your opponent earns you the right to call your opponent a girl's name (e.g. buttercup, doris, pocahontas)
Hahahah Foosed! How you like that, Pocahontas?
foosed by James T February 13, 2005
My boyfriend foosted me soooo hard last night it was orgasmic.
Foosted by 1337kwickskop69xx420xx September 11, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next