A local grocery store where people go and spend every last penny in their pocket on beer, chips, dip, and more beer. Also known as "the place to be on a Friday afternoon".
A term used to describe one's bulge in the pants. "Food Lions" usually incite fear and/or happiness. In most cases, fearful happiness. God bless Food Lion.
Holy hell, check out Timmy's enormous Food Lion! How misshapen you are!
Origin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for junglecats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.
1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.
2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.