The act of promoting your friend to a higher position within a company. The promotion is not due to their hard work, the only qualification is that they are your friend.
WorkerBee1: "K gave HH a fomotion"
WorkerBee2: "I didn't know there was an open position"
WorkerBee1: "They have been good friends for years."
to sob if the phone rings, if your nail broke, if you dropped your lipstick, if the wind blows, if the sun shines, if the wind doesn't blow, if the lighting isn't right, to sob for no apparent reason at all.
1.We wer walking, all was fine, all was wonderful, then a bird flew by and she got all femotional on my ass
2.Dude, I'm one minute late, don't get all femotional on me!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.