Loser in Aluminium Foil

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"

Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.

by TeapotOfKarma April 14, 2009

tin-foil

a very hot girl

not fat

skinny or average

very sexual

a whore

the best at sex

amazing person

the bestest friend ever

a great girlfriend

mostly white and preppy
1. Michelle is hot.

2. I banged Michelle yesterday.

3. Michelle is looking good.

tin-foil

by fattyDONTFORGETme December 4, 2011

Tin foil master

To be able to shoot tinfoil out of ones ass and defeat all the mere shrubs in your garden of life

Yo did you hear that Angie is a tin foil master bro how crazy is that

by Billybopbo June 3, 2021

tin foil hat

alien technology that make people crazy. once removed from head will have a million uses. it often seen on a head of a man/woman who appears insane. again it has a million uses such as heating a potato getting a tan and if turned inside out can cool you down on a hot day

"hey my potato's cold"

"here use my tin foil hat it should heat it up in no time"
"thanks"

by chris cooper alabama April 23, 2010

Tin Foil Hat

based on the idea that tin foil protects your brain from being read, this term may also refer to people who embrace paranoid or conspiracy theories. especially used by leftists when referring to far leftists.

Did you see the Tin Foil Hat ranting about aliens controlling the media? His conspiracy theories made the rest of us look like nuts!

by Jennifer Lizak September 21, 2007

Tin Foil Conservative

A Paranoid Conservative who unlike mainstream conservatives buys into one or all of the conspiracy theory's that pop up on the Extreme Right and far-right
Conspiracy theories that somehow make their way into the edges of the mainstream.

example

The War on Christmas
Bither Conspiracy (Obama is not a legal citizen conspiracy)
New World Order Conspiracy
Fema Concentration Camp Conspiracy
Clinton Body Count Conspiracy
Jewish 9/11 Conspiracy
Global Warming is a Fraud Conspiracy
ect...

Don't listen to the guy spewing stories about a New World Order, He's just a Tin Foil Conservative

by Truth_Out September 2, 2009

Hitting The Foil

An obervation from one person to another that they are not thinking with logic.

Damn foo you be hittin' the foil or something?

Excuse me sir I have made a keen obervation that you might have been hitting the foil because of your unwise decisions.

by GhostDog July 7, 2003