Hu Flung Pu

When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.

Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?

Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?

Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu

Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter

by sarasplayroom.com July 16, 2009

who flung cum

Shooting your load

John shot his load all over Victoria she asked him " who flung cum" he replied " me me"

by Shithouse man November 6, 2018

geographically-remote-flung

A portmanteau that blends the words “far-flung” with “geographically-remote.”

We will continue to outsource some of our field work – especially the easy or more geographically-remote-flung jobs.

by Mr. Scott Fletcher March 5, 2008

chunk-o-flung

A chunk of miscellaneous food product that is expelled when uncontrollably laughing. Most noticable when shot upon a car window or a friend's glasses. Most Disturbing...

"Chill out man! You're shooting chunk-o-flung on me!"

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay April 29, 2005

bong flung

it usually flies out of one's mouth after doing a huge bong hit of some killer nugs

nate hacked up some bong flung after doing some killer bong rips

by brassballs February 11, 2008

Flung Bung

What you lunge to smack that ass.

Yo dad gimme a minute i gotta go Flung Bung} that ass over there.

by BungFoosius August 14, 2016

Flunging

Flirt lunging / doing a lunge in front a woman or man you wish to impress

"While at the hotel swimming pool; chris was flunging while standing near the girl he liked"

by Dazzlingdaz August 25, 2019