national buy ur gf flowers day

it’s in ur best bet to man up and get ur girl some flowers and post her

gf-“yk what today is?”
bf-national buy ur gf flowers day

by Tayler_williams August 01, 2023

I hope your flowers bloom

A phrase coined by the musician bLAck pARty on the track Bloom of his debut album Mango.

The phrase I used to describe someone best wishes in mind such as attaining their dreams or developing into a great person.

John: "You're a great person I hope your flowers bloom"

Laura: "Thank you"

by TroubledTrout56 June 09, 2024

green flower

To green flower someone is to shower them with gifts or money. Usually used in BDSM for daddies to take care of their princesses.

Would you like a daddy to green flower you, princess?

by Jgirly December 28, 2018

green flowers

A flower a bud from the cannabis plant

I will give you some green flowers for your hassle , do you need some green flowers

by Bransten September 14, 2018

Clown's Flower

Analogy of female ejaculation.

I went down on her like a parched Spaniel when she squirted in my face like a clown's flower.

by Chilly Beef September 09, 2019

club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 October 29, 2010

Daniel Flowers

A guy with a very low iq and a very tiny penis, he usually wants to kill himself but that’s only because he’s a drug addict. Also you can’t forgot Danny’s are usually Jewish.

Wanna invite Daniel flowers?

No he sucks!

by Dunno58 April 30, 2019