floor wood

when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.

those girls were totally freaked out. i guess i'm the king of floor wood.

floor wood by Grant, Colin, and Dan February 20, 2006

wood floor 

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

wood floor by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

hard wood floor 

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

hard wood floor by Tracey September 17, 2003

hard wood floors 

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

hard wood floors by Jims friend November 26, 2007

floodwood 

Floodwood, a small town in Minnesota where incest is best.

person 1: have you been to Floodwood bro?
person 2: what’s Floodwood?

floodwood by anonymous777555444 February 19, 2020

Floodwood Pimp 

A young cross country/track athlete who was born and raised in Floodwood and is notorious for stealing anyone’s girl. This man has more game than you could ever imagine and has the ability to make a girl squirt without using his hands.

Dude I gotta hide my girl. Word on the street is that the Floodwood Pimp is in town.

Floodwood Pimp by BusterCherryyy August 1, 2021

flooroodle

a noodle that has been dropped on the floor and picked back up and served to people, and they eat it

We are having flooroodles for dinner

flooroodle by Froxgei May 7, 2026