Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.

Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!

by Swift1y April 21, 2022

Fresh off the blaze

The 15 minutes after one finishes blazing a blunt/joint, that person is considered fresh off the blaze.

I just put my dutch out in my car and Ill be in the library in 2 minutes fresh off the blaze.

Yo, you trying to grab a slice fresh off the blaze.

I don't know what the teacher said the entire class cause I walked in fresh off the blaze.

by Cat Deyes + Pasey Konovan May 29, 2011

Fresh off the bone

(1) The period after an erection in which a man's member/phallus is semi-turgid and not quite yet flaccid. Generally, the penis is accompanied by one or more slightly visible veins.

(2) Double entendre (bone=sex): The ten minute period after a ejaculation/intercourse/masturbation session.

Dustin: Wow, you've got kind of a bulge goin' on down there Andy!

Andy: Yeah bro, I was just in my dorm room with this chick named Tatiana. I'm fresh off the bone!

by D.L. Glass August 24, 2009

Fresh off the Fence

Being recently released from prison.

Man, you are not ready to settled down because you are fresh off the fence.

by Vampyre318 November 30, 2015

Fresh off the pig

The day after a bad day

I just got out of jail, I'm fresh off the pig

by Edac April 30, 2014

fresh off the motha fuckin block

It shows how cool someone is and shit like that. Also, subway sandwiches are no longer 12 inches.

Example 1:
Person 1: Did you see that kid?
Person 2: Yeah, he was acting like he was fresh off the motha fuckin block or some shit.

Example 2:
Etika: You know who it is man, Iceman Fuckin Etika, yeah, we fuckin sound cool. Anyways, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ Fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green project. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The highschool, that I go to but i dont give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. F R E S H O F F T H E M O T H A F U C K I N B L O C K

by Nebulaaa January 22, 2017

Fresh off the pipe

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana

Friend 1: "yo dude whats going on?"

Stoner: "man I'm fresh off the pipe... And it feels so good"

by Thutton July 2, 2011