A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.
Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?
by TRUFUS December 7, 2009
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Where you decide that yourself and ya brah are pulling out da flannys for a special occasion. (Flannelette shirts)
Ay brah, do-flannin tonight?
Brah: yeh fam
by trent dee October 28, 2017
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To urinate while fingering one's anus.
I just P Flan'd all over the floor last night. My room mate was pissed, to say the least.
by TheKeating November 7, 2010
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When one urinates while pleasuring his or her own anus.
I was anal masturbating last night and I P Flan'd everywhere. My room mate was sooooo pissed.
by TheKeating November 7, 2010
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A dirty boy who goes on IMDB and stalks Avril Lavigne.
A typical Flan statement is

LOL,

you avril HATERS are LOSERS

Y
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W
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by Flan's fan July 30, 2007
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This man is an Indian boi and eats naansters from refuel all day he messes around around and thinks vaccines cause autism . Don’t mess with this big bad boi
Girl1: did you see Fat man flan
Girl2: yeah he is a massive nonce
by Heinz beanos March 3, 2020
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