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Unable to flex any muscles; flacid and dead; completely worn out and lazy.
After I smashed with that beezie all night, my penis was hella flanj.
Flanj by B. Tiddies May 19, 2006
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Noun. The act of anal coitus while flailing on a stimulant (s), especially crystal meth.
"we got some good shit and had flanal for 3 days straight".
Flanal by Cluecille November 16, 2021

Flanderization 

The process by which a single trait from a character is overstated and brandished to the point that it becomes the character's only trait. Flanderization is almost always for the worst and tends to draw viewers away from the the medium that the character represents.
Nick: I don't get it. Why is it that Brian Griffin was the voice of reason in earlier seasons of Family Guy, but now he is just a liberal douche?
Mark: Ever since the flanderization of the main characters back in season 4, the show really has taken a turn for the worst.

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.
Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?
Colonel Flan by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

Ned Flanders 

Only the most diddliest, doodliest, fiddliest, foodliest, friendliest neighbour-ino in Springfield!
Ned Flanders is the happiest man in Springfield....-a-diddly!
Ned Flanders by TheForgottenSpark November 13, 2006

flajaundice 

Used to refer to an unknown disease, most commonly a disease of the sexually transmitted variety.
Carmine: Did you see that chick Sylvester took home last night?
Dude: Yeah she was sketchy, he probably caught the flajaundice.
Carmine: He should get that checked.


Ricky: Does this look like syphilis to you?
Steve: I don't know but it's flajaundice for sure.
Ricky: I should get that checked.
flajaundice by larrysellers October 16, 2008