During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*
by Jolly Bunch? January 3, 2010
by D-Bizz January 9, 2007
When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"
-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.
-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.
-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.
-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.
-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.
by Brayden G. February 19, 2008
by Gobble my balls April 3, 2022
so, you are going to give yourself the five finger delight tonight, or do I have to take my pants off?
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