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fist pound 

When two people touch knuckles or punch
eachothers' fists after something cool
happens or is said. Similar to a hi five,
but unlike hi fives, is not usually used
while moving.
1)
Bill: Dude, guess what happened last night.
Bob: What?
Bill: Lily asked me out over IM!
Bob: Dude, nice catch (Fist pound happens)

2)
(Car explodes)
Bill: ....
Bob: ...Sweet (Fist pound happens)
fist pound by Ravetypes April 11, 2009
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Fist pound 2 snail 

When your friend offers up his fist to pound, and in return you put your flat hand under it and start wiggling it around saying snail. Also a way of telling the world you have no life.
Guy 1: Dude! I can't believe you tapped that chick! Pound it!

Guy 2: (after he fist pound 2 snail's his friend) SNAILED!

Guy 1: Wow...I now have no respect for you.
Fist pound 2 snail by Ploofy 4 December 30, 2009

terrorist fist pound

Any fist pound between bro's that is used to indicate mutual agreement of opinion, in lieu of "Amen," "Word," or similar exclamations. Can be abbreviated as "TFP."

It is an ironic twist on Fox News's disgraceful characterization of Barack Obama's fist pound with his wife as a "terrorist fist jab" after Obama clinched the nomination for the Democratic presidential candidacy.
Bro 1: "Dude, you haven't found a job yet either?"
Bro 2: "Naw, man, I just sit around and play video games all day."
Bro 1: "Haha, me too, bro! Terrorist fist pound!!"
(They pound their fists together.)

Pounding God's Fist 

A sexual maneuver in which a partner fists a girl in both holes at the same time, then pounds his fists together from inside. God, in this situation, is whoever does the deed. After all, who the fuck else could manage to do such a thing?
"Last night, I was pounding God's fist."
"You did WHAT? HOW FUCKING LOOSE WAS SHE?!"

fistpound 

An action that in recent years has taken the place of a high five. A fistpound occurs when two individuals reach out and touch fists. This usually occurs after someone has accomplished something hard or has made a funny joke.
Leslie:What time is it?
Sam:Time for you to SHUTUP!
Clint:Fistpound!
fistpound by C-lint July 30, 2005

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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