fippie

faux hippie, one of those scenesters who thinks they live in the seventies. extremely liberal, but usually doesn't know shit about politics. thinks anything but atheism is fuckin dumb as hell.

see pretentious asshole

I decided to stop being so droll and spice up my hipster mullet with a few fippie braids.

by lizkaulitz June 28, 2007

fippie

(noun)Someone who wants to be a hippy, but is a poser (fake hippy). Usually obsessed with the Grateful Dead and hippie jam festivals, these specimen range anywhere from 17 years old to 25. These people think they are from the sixties and usually are involved in lots of psychodelic drug use. You can spot them out by their ripped jeans and tye dye shirts, probably bare foot as well.

Hey Michael, look over there, that fippie is trying to make another drum circle.

by TrevorTheClever December 27, 2008

Fippie

a fake hippie. Usually found in the suburbs, swearing off everything that would make them look like they are conforming. Also, usually their parents make enough cash to buy them organic shampoo, toothpaste, laundry detergent and ripped up clothes resulting in a rather unusual organic scent.

"She's dirty as hell but she drives a BMW"
"Yea she's a total fippie"

by Laurel Pistey February 24, 2007

fippy

A future pedofile. Commonly associated with overgrown facial hair, and high pitched laughs. Fippies often make many awkward, sexual jokes. A fippy can be identified by their scrawniness and overall awkwardness. Fippies are forever single and they desire to find love in a hopeless place.

Person 1: "Wow, did you see Josh creeping from across the room?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fippy!"
Person 1: "You can say that again!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fippy!"

by E_Z_MACKS December 27, 2011

Fippie

A "Fake" Hippie. One who claims to be a hippie, but does not advocate beliefs such as peace and love, and natural things. These people usually just like to talk about, or pretend to be a hippie, becuase they think that the drugs were cool, or for some other silly reason.

Did you see that fippie? He just gave like 10 people the peace sign, then punched some guy in the face!

by noahah93 December 23, 2009

Fippy

An adjective to describe a person who is very secretive about their sexual activity. Someone who is fippy is sus when it comes to promiscuity.

Bella is so fippy lately. She got with Paul yesterday and now she’s going going to Brendans house. She didn’t even tell anyone!

by 12234560 July 18, 2018