Farting For The Nation.
When you do the biggest fart and add to your bbm or fb status.. FFTN. But no one will know what you mean unless you want them to :)
*massive fart*
*update facebook status to FFTN*
"What does FFTN mean?"
"Fart For The Nation"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.