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Felix’s Theorem 

For every nerd or virgin, there is a girl that is a 5 or above that wants to have intercourse with them. This is Felix’s Theorem
“I heard Lisa fucked Jerry last weekend
“What? That kid who comes to school dressed like his league of legends character?”
“Yup. Felix’s Theorem, I guess.”
Felix’s Theorem by Nepho March 28, 2021

felix's freckles 

lee felix has the most beautiful freckles in existence. him and his freckles can trample all over me and i would apologize.
chan: felix's freckles are so beautiful

suck my nigga felix’s dick 

oh golly gee it’s october 24th can’t wait to give felix the gluck gluck 9000
you’ve reached the voice mail of felix *beeeeeeeeep
sluourrrirhrhidndp -you sucking my nigga felixs dick.
suck my nigga felix’s dick

felix's amazing soft sweet brownies 

the best mfing brownies skz can and will ever taste
Person 1: Wow, these are really good!
Bang Chan: Yes, they're felix's amazing soft sweet brownies
Person 2: Recipe, please!
Felix: no, stupid bitch

felix's egg yoke

Hey boo,oh shit that guy looks like felix's egg yoke.
Yeah it does the ones that ass at dh right?
Yeah it does look like him,omg he got Phas!
Yeah boo his friend koby has to carry him tho.
Lol hes only level 3🤣
Calm down hes working on it

Felix’s Dad 

did you see Felix’s Dad?
yeah hes such a dilf
Felix’s Dad by SaYmon__ November 21, 2021