female

The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.

Male: Please help me...
Female: No! I have my own problems!

Female: Please help me...
Male: Okay, what's the problem?

Female: I HATE ALL MEN!!!

Male: She's really great, I love her.

Female: He's rich! I'll hire someone to kill him and get his money.

by -_Realist_- May 31, 2007

Female

I dont know

Guy: „Look at this attractive female!“
Me: „Whats a female?“

by Hgffhhvf January 03, 2024

female

1)n.- The opposite of male in any species on earth, usually the reproductive member of the species, except in seahorses, coming in a variety of classes from cherished partner to ankle.
2)n.- The only match to the male human that constitutes a heterosexual relationship,

Women, can't live with them, can't have a heterosexual relationship without them.

by jrh5356 April 15, 2005

Female

A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.

You're a female, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

by madmike141516 March 13, 2011

feMALE

females and males have been around for decades, but why weren't females given a different name than female, because it's not a new word/gender it's just two letters infront of male and man, examples are feMALE, woMAN. After I played around with the word Fe on google translate i got Adara and when i typed that in again i got beautiful. Adara means beautiful in Kurdish. So when females say that they are more that just beautiful just say no and show them this text. Now the word "we" in filipino means kami, kami is a ancient Japanese religion called shinto. The women of the shinto religion are house wives and cook while the men are hunting. So no women are made to be beautiful and be able to cook.

BOOM

she is a female.
I like to his women

by factsfordumbhoes October 25, 2018

Female

I guess your lonely and need brain cells, but u just you don't know what it is.

Female's have a cave of a Devil that a bloody river comes out, it's called a period. And male have a dong rather then a cave.

by Brain cells May 23, 2018

female

The more subtle gender

I'm a guy which means I prefer to kick ass/get my ass kicked.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 24, 2005