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feed the kitty 

a tem used to describe the act taken by a stripper when a dollar bill is folded and placed on the flat surface where she is standing (usually a stage)in a triangular shape pointing up, the stripper then proceeds to squat down and picks up the dollar with her bald little kitty. if the kitty is not shaven see feed the beaver
My favorite trick at the strip club is when I "feed the kitty" and watch the stripper pick up the dollar with her roast beef
feed the kitty by Da Snake August 27, 2006
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feed the kitty 

To have sex with a girl with a beautiful pussy.
I have to go home and feed the kitty
feed the kitty by Chopp Nuts July 20, 2010

bottle feed the kitty 

1. sexual intercourse
2. inserting the penis into the vagina.

3. cumming in the vagina during intercourse.
*as said by Frank Kramer on KABC 790am talk radio show: Frosty, Heidi, and Frank
my girl wants me to come over and bottle feed the kitty.

feed the kitten 

The process of ejacualating into a womans vagina a.k.a. kitten.
Man, my womans on her period and I'm so horney I think my balls are gonna explode. I can't wait to feed the kitten once it stops bleeding.
feed the kitten by Christobon January 7, 2008

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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