Fauxhorn 

A t-shirt fan of the University of Texas at Austin.

Not a real Longhorn.

The fauxhorn got a tattoo after the Longhorns won a game even though he never attended the school.

Fauxhorn by Showie October 11, 2011

fauxhound 

A pessimist who thinks they're wise to the world and claims to see through bullshit. Instead of wearing rose colored glasses they wear black tinted glasses.

John: 9/11 was obviously an inside job!

Greg: Stop being such a fauxhound John.

fauxhound by whydoihatethefrench May 27, 2016

faux horn 

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.
unfortunately common among adolescent males, this is usually accidental, but can occasionally be created for humorous purposes.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

faux horn by mmiikkii March 19, 2008

fauxhound 

a fake foxhound on Metal Gear Online, usually a noob who boosts his way into getting the "Foxhound" Emblem.

this room is full of fauxhounds

fauxhound by AAA ALPHa March 22, 2009

faux horn 

a hairstyle that occurs when a faux hawk goes wrong, and instead of imitating a mohawk, it ends up more reminiscent of a horn, giving the wearer the appearance of a unicorn.

have you seen billy's hair today? he said it was a faux hawk but it looks more like a faux horn

faux horn by mmiikkii March 20, 2008