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Your iPod, on shuffle mode and hooked up to speakers, plays a particularly embarrassing song.
Listener, "Dude, the Carpenters?"
iPod owner, "My faux pod."

"Wow, I didn't know anybody actually had 'The Christmas Shoes' on their player."
by Michael Parker April 04, 2008
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An MP3 player, which looks like the Apple Brand iPOD, that is of similar size and description of an iPOD.

Pronounced: fo-pod or pho-pod
"Your fauxpod is really cool."

"Hey, check out my new fauxpod!"
by edabaalex April 16, 2009
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Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish
by Anon April 16, 2005
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The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.
Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.
by April S. October 20, 2006
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Any MP3 player other than an Apple IPod.
I got a 20GB FauxPod at..(insert favorite Electronics Store) for $19.99.
by HumanPhibian December 28, 2006
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Short for "faux iPod." Any portable MP3 player that is not an Apple iPod, esp. knockoff models made to look like iPods (with white plastic enclosures, directional-button interface, etc.). Most often used caustically by iPod owners to insult those who do not own iPods.
"Well, look what we have here! Denny's grandma got him a fauxPod for Christmas!"
by Curtis Matthews January 03, 2006
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mp3 player other than an iPod
1) I have to get new batteries for my fauxPod - I can't live without my Jamiroquai!

2) Derek was too cheap to get the iPod, so he opted for a fauxPod
by DJ Oneiromancer August 05, 2008
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