Your iPod, on shuffle mode and hooked up to speakers, plays a particularly embarrassing song.
Listener, "Dude, the Carpenters?"
iPod owner, "My faux pod."

"Wow, I didn't know anybody actually had 'The Christmas Shoes' on their player."
by Michael Parker April 5, 2008
Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish
by Anon April 16, 2005
The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.
Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.
by April S. October 20, 2006
My boyfriend is too cheap to get me an ipod so he got me this faux pod instead. It holds 13 songs.
by Champ J. October 29, 2008
A personal MP3 player (usually cheaper)that is not an Apple brand Ipod.
I bought this Faux-pod, because the Ipod Touch was too expensive.
by G-lish February 24, 2008