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Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.
"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
Faucet Ass by Carol L. June 22, 2014
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faucet ass

A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.
That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.

Did someone turn the shower on?

--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass
faucet ass by wankernutz February 7, 2004

faucet ass

When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.
Ugh, my ass has been running like a faucet! I'm mildly upset about this!

You mean faucet ass, John.
faucet ass by Buffalo Souljah April 3, 2008

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet
Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
Ass Faucet by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026