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n. flatulance in such a cold environment that one might expect it to solidify like an icicle.

Alternatively used as an expression of disappointment or to describe one's behavior. Synonymous with crapsack, poopsack, fartsack.
It's so cold out here I'm producing fartsicles!

You're such a fartsicle!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.
by Ross Caldwell November 07, 2003
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A fart produced with one's anus filled with ice.
For a change of pace, gassy Julian thought it might be fun to cool himself down with a fartsicle.
by m00d33 August 05, 2011
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