Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.
On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.
by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010
Jim was a fartable sort: so talented in flatulence on demand yet without the ability to appreciate reproach or judgement as to his offense.
by Chuckman November 29, 2019
He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart
by bread infection December 5, 2009