Person 1: *Fart*
Person 2: That was weak.. *Louder Fart*
Person 3: You guys are lame.. Try this on for size! *Loudest Fart*
Person 1: Umm, You can play fart wars without me, okay?
Person 2: That was weak.. *Louder Fart*
Person 3: You guys are lame.. Try this on for size! *Loudest Fart*
Person 1: Umm, You can play fart wars without me, okay?
by JimmyMathew August 27, 2009
Get the Fart wars mug.When a married couple resorts to using deadly toxic flatulence during their fights in order to get a leg up on the other in order to win the arguments.
My parents were the poster couple for conjugal fart wars, there was no way you could remain in the room during one of their powerful disagreements!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
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