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fart factory

(n) Someone who produces farts at an amazing rate and can be compared with a modern day mass production facility, except for farts.
Orin is such a damn fart factory, that's 5 in a row!
fart factory by Rhern February 28, 2005
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fart factory

Someone who produces an immense amount of methane bursts in sucession.
"Fuzzy" is a fart factory! He needs to buy air freshener.
fart factory by Mr. Omega January 15, 2006

fart factory

Someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking ass.
person1: "Man, it smells like ASS in here"
person2: "Yeah, that is some stinky shit! Zach must have been in here, he's a fart factory."
fart factory by John Desoiroi July 10, 2007

Fart Factory

Despite other false definitions, a FART-FACTORY is an anus. Fart-Factory usually refers a female asshole.
"Fuck me in the Fart Factory!"

"Oh damn, she had a Fart-Factory tighter than a snare drum! It was off the shart chart!
Fart Factory by TudFantasy February 4, 2010

factory fart 

A fart that has a distinctly artificial odour. Often Atributed to a bad diet of E-numbers, confectionary and flavoured milkshakes.
pooh, someones unwell, I smell a factory fart, or the egg-flan factory is washing out it's drains again...
factory fart by nick packer October 10, 2007

gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.
Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

Fart Factories 

Any brand, type, or flavor of frozen burrito, chimichanga, taquito, empanada, etc. that is so filled with unknown, gas-causing ingredients, you immediately know upon putting them in the oven that your night should be spent alone.
The wife's out of town - no dinner - guess I'll cook some fart factories .
Fart Factories by Catmomsheri November 14, 2017
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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